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contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

Currently, one of my life goals is to go to Starbucks, tell them my name is Benjamin Barker, and then when they call out my order, stand up and announce “It’s Todd now… Sweeney Todd.”

depptrix:

hannabalu:

“And he will have his beverage.”

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YOU SIR, BARISTA, NO ONE’S IN THE LINE COME ON COME ON~

SWEENEY’S…WAITING…

I WANT…A MOCHA

Oh my god, I’m dying.

AND HE WILL HAVE HIS BEVERAGE

“Here’s your latte, sir.”

“AT LAST! MY ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN!”

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

cassbones:

This post wins the internet.

Everybody go home.

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.